Could you hold on while I turn on the tape recorder?
It’s just like phone sex–the whole recorder and everything. I feel like Linda Tripp, only much cuter.
Is there one fashion faux pas straight men make most?
The worst faux pas anyone can commit–gay, straight, whatever–is not being yourself.
C’mon. That’s it?
I remember when I was little, I so wanted to be an interior designer or a fashion designer, and it didn’t seem like an option because it was too gay, too out there. I finally just followed my dream. But I wasted a lot of years. I’m no spring chicken.
How old are you?
I’m 33.
Geez. I’m 38.
Oh, my god. You’re moving right into the frozen-food section.
You sound like you’d be a nitpicky boyfriend.
I do tend to be a little bossy. Even when I was a little kid, I remember saying, “Mom, why don’t you go change those shoes?”
Is there one straight man you’d die to have on the show?
President Bush. He wears far too many darks suits with red ties. You’ve got to look good when you’re addressing the nation, for god’s sake. You’ve got the No. 1 audience in the country.
My husband really needs a makeover. Would you take him even though he’s gay?
There are definitely gay guys who need our help–no one has a monopoly on bad taste. But we try to stay true to our concept.
Does that mean you won’t fix him?
Well, we should police our own. If you want a little private consultation, you let me know.
